Sponge bath it is.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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