just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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