scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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