let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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