ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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