Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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