i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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