i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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