would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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