IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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