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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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