Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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