Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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