I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
As shirtless as possible
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
that may or may not have been my penis.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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