Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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