i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Operation Purity has been aborted
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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