You just made me feel so damn special
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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