we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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