My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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