Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Randomize
