maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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