I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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