...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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