How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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