I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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