And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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