shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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