I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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