Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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