I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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