i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize