I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Randomize
