Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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