Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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