Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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