So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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