I'm really into asian looking animals
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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