Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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