she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Everything about him screamed your future.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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