Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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