Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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