i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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