we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Randomize
