ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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