Christians are straight up FREAKS
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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