apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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