Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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