Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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