Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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