will power is for people who don't want to get laid
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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