"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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