I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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