well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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