this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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