Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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