Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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