I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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