i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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